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SPECTRE
The wife is away, the husband shall play! Bring out the coke, the escorts and the friends who are not wife approved! On the minus side I'm on a prison diet of bread and water.
Jul 12 2016 04:42 AM
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SPECTRE
Was just told there's some rare Pokemon in the building. People need to stop using LSD, fries your fluids yo.
Jul 11 2016 06:00 AM
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SPECTRE
was only just informed of Pokemon go. Shame there's no wifi in the building of eternal doom.
Jul 11 2016 06:02 AM -
SPECTRE
Or phone signal.
Jul 11 2016 06:03 AM
SternuS
Is it just me or did Barack Obama age pretty badly? I mean I get that he must have all sorts of stress but damn...
Jul 11 2016 04:37 AM
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SPECTRE
Look at davey Cameron too, grey streaks here and there.
Jul 11 2016 05:53 AM -
mmeier
And then look at Merkel. Hasn't changed much over the years. I think she secretly takes baths in the blood of her political enemies...
Jul 12 2016 08:11 AM -
SPECTRE
She's a witch! Get the witch judging duck!
Jul 12 2016 01:14 PM
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SPECTRE
провалитися по граматиці , і заткнутися , російський покидьки .
Jul 11 2016 12:54 AM -
Mojo
Jesus no Need to be rude, guys.
Jul 11 2016 01:04 AM -
SPECTRE
Close but not quite.
Jul 11 2016 02:56 AM
SternuS
So apparently Halo 5 topped Halo 3 population with the Firefight update. Yay!...?
Jul 08 2016 11:14 AM
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Crisiss
Halo 5 confirmed for best Halo to date
Jul 08 2016 04:13 PM -
SPECTRE
rage
Jul 08 2016 11:41 PM -
fightin-first
well thats what finally got me playing Halo 5 with any regularity
Jul 09 2016 11:47 AM
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Battlemage1
Read as Trump. Think wha? (2)
Jul 08 2016 05:29 AM -
Whitehalomango
Drumpf! Drumpf! Drumpf!
Jul 08 2016 06:01 AM -
chiefship
not sure if you wrote trump or drumpf because of the drumpf app ...
Jul 11 2016 01:45 PM
SPECTRE
Ye for swap the athens and the Phoenix for the Eion and the Orion carrier. The much decreased confuzzlement.
Jul 08 2016 01:51 AM
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SPECTRE
colony? Brain crap
Jul 09 2016 11:06 AM -
Crisiss
The Orion? That is the new UNSC colonizer capital.
Jul 09 2016 05:04 PM -
SPECTRE
Yes the one.
Jul 10 2016 12:34 AM
XtremeRoflcopter
That feeling of thinking you're too old for this shit then you realize you're still 22
Jul 06 2016 06:52 AM
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베이클라이트
soon u gun be 30 bruh
Jul 06 2016 06:53 AM -
SPECTRE
Apparently I'm thirty. Me mental age doesn't show it though. < Makes farting noises >
Jul 06 2016 08:29 AM
Idio
|ATTENTION| New tasks have been posted, others have been extended, and more are coming! If you think you aren't tasked, you are wrong-- so get testing! pls 'n thx
Jul 06 2016 01:15 AM
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SPECTRE
"Free", "play tester" ok then
Jul 06 2016 04:39 AM -
Whitehalomango
Those two things do not go together...
Jul 06 2016 04:44 AM -
Battlemage1
Well, he nicely asked. You're welcome.
Jul 06 2016 04:01 PM
SPECTRE
What the started out as the few sentences of the advice is now 2 pages of the A4
Jul 06 2016 12:54 AM
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KillaBC
I certainly did vote on the brexit ;)
Jul 06 2016 01:33 PM -
SPECTRE
the did desired result? The mine.
Jul 06 2016 01:49 PM -
KillaBC
Yes and no
Jul 08 2016 05:08 PM
SPECTRE
It's happening again. The agony aunt inboxes. This one about Ye olde womyn and how to court one successfully. What haveeth this one did?
Jul 05 2016 04:06 AM
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SPECTRE
Yargh me translating parrot be The banjaxed mate. Me brains also keeps the thinking in All the tongues I know do recite. Yargh, brother, bruv, brah, yo, Mandem, Ahoj, Ahov privet.
Jul 05 2016 07:12 AM -
Crisiss
He's got a case of the British. Take him down, boys.
Jul 05 2016 09:36 AM -
SPECTRE
Mad cow disease? hunting partridge with a revolver syndrome? Attacking Nazi bunkers with nothing but an umbrella syndrome? Or plain old Fruitier than an upside down cake on the moon type lunacy? I can't wait to see the results.
Jul 05 2016 10:07 AM
Waseem Faraz Butt
Happy Independence fellow Americans and Bri... oh... snap....FREEDOM!
Jul 04 2016 12:10 PM
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SPECTRE
How is it patriotic if it's treason?
Jul 05 2016 04:42 AM -
Crisiss
You realize America is a nation founded on high treason right?
Coincidentally, Hillary just got off of her treason allegations. Maybe she IS the real American hero... /s
Jul 05 2016 09:34 AM -
SPECTRE
Slaves bruh, and brownists who are heretics to the true faith of puritanism.
bill blow job is the man, Hillary is the moron
Jul 05 2016 12:07 PM
SPECTRE
Yargh, us Brits and Americans can say one thing together on this day in total agreement. Good to be rid of Ye!
Jul 04 2016 12:04 AM
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WarthogRacingMan3
Heh. People get professional fireworks and launch them from their suburban backyards around here. Which is pretty amazing, since fireworks are illegal here.
Jul 03 2016 11:10 PM -
mmeier
Congrats to all ye Yankees. Enjoy your beer and fireworks! (And free day...?)
Jul 04 2016 01:49 AM -
Battlemage1
Roasted meat and white bread is the best snack for vodka or cognac. That's how people drink in Russia and stay sober.
Celebrate carefully, americans. We still need you alive, here at SotP.
Jul 04 2016 05:45 AM
