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SPECTRE
There is nothing more that scares me (besides camel spiders) more than when my wife texts me saying "I have news, we need to talk" then doesn't reply to your texts...
Aug 15 2016 04:45 AM
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SPECTRE
Did she find out about a fire in the strip club while I was there?
Is it one of the kids?
Is it the damage we caused on Saturday night?
Or perhaps something else?
Who the bloody hell knows?
Women.
Aug 15 2016 04:51 AM -
mmeier
Yep, extremely scary. Mothers do do that well, too. Just a simple "Call me, please. Soon." via SMS, no less. And more often than not, it's just an IT question.
Aug 15 2016 05:02 AM -
XtremeRoflcopter
You won the lottery and are going to fully fund the mod so it can be completed 100% before the turn of the millenium?
Aug 15 2016 07:53 AM
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