UNIKRAKEN: A day in the life of a pan-dimensional space squid
#1
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:11 PM
A day in the life of a pan-dimensional space squid
(Please imagine the voice of Sir David Attenborough when reading)
Here we have the Unikraken in it's natural habitat, since it’s the mating season our tentacled friend here has seized a mate, sadly his advances are not returned and he will have to find another, don’t worry Uni, plenty more fish in the U.N.S.Sea.
The adult Unikraken has a voracious appetite and feasts on live Graveminds in the thousands, coincidentally the recent flood epidemic was not caused by a containment breach, surprisingly Unikraken decided to go on a diet with dire consequences as the flood was allowed to swarm to inordinate quantities and resulted in the galactic infestation, he has since came to his senses and the flood has been brought down to more manageable numbers. The great Unikraken has also sworn to destroy every last Halo ring in the galaxy as they are a threat to his only food supply.
The Unikraken has many natural predators- Space whales, glass jars and the greatest of all…………………. the CanadaMan, this Man of Canada once hunted the Unikraken to near extinction for their well sot after magnificent horn, these two have battled for many years until the Man of Canada finally tamed the beast and they have now joined forces to create the finest Mod team the internet has ever seen.
Here in the Unikraken’s secret lair he works tirelessly to complete his greatest work- Sins of the Prophets with the help of his fellow Modders.
It has been a long day and the great Unikraken gets some much needed rest, he only requires one hour of sleep sadly he never gets it since he has an oversized night light for a nose.
What do pan-dimensional space squids dream of anyway?
Also if repling with quotes please don't include the images as this will lag the forum.
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#2
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:14 PM
- DGaius and Arcturus like this
[10:46:02 PM] VDNKh: Piercing Lance
[10:46:11 PM] VDNKh: fitting name for the ship that just fucked me
"Unikraken can soothe any nasties."
#3
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:15 PM
"But I knew him"
- Bucky Barnes
#4
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:15 PM
is this in anyway accurate?Okay I admit I laughed pretty hard.
just the mating part then?
#5
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:21 PM
I lol'd
#6
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:21 PM
#7
Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:33 PM
thanks, a lot of fun making thisYou truly are an artist and wordsmith of the highest caliber.
#8
Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:22 PM
Primus successus aut totus error. - EOD
#9
Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:58 PM
#10
Posted 22 April 2013 - 12:16 AM
have to admit, didn't see that till now.He has the weirdest boner right now
#11
Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:26 AM
Well done sir, well done.
#12
Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:37 AM
And I am almost positive this thread belongs in the Halo Lore section!
#13
Posted 22 April 2013 - 08:02 AM
#14
Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:29 AM
Oh, I know what the ladies like... -Sarge Johnson
God have mercy on whatever alien race discovers this forum long after the human race destroys itself -Crisiss
Quotes from anywhere
#15
Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:16 AM
"to all members, if you break forum rules you will be fed to the mighty Unikraken without trial"
like having our own Sarlaac pit .
#16
Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:41 AM
Covenant at War Dev and Sins of the Prophets SFX Guy --- soundcloud.com/dgaius
#17
Posted 22 April 2013 - 01:37 PM
#18
Posted 22 April 2013 - 03:01 PM
It seems like when someone creates a new fool-proof solution, someone gives birth to a better fool.
#19
Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:42 PM
You truly are an artist and wordsmith of the highest caliber.
this is nothing u should see his forges!
#20
Posted 18 December 2014 - 06:46 AM
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." - Winston Churchill
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