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#1 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:11 PM

UNIKRAKEN
A day in the life of a pan-dimensional space squid
(Please imagine the voice of Sir David Attenborough when reading)
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Here we have the Unikraken in it's natural habitat, since it’s the mating season our tentacled friend here has seized a mate, sadly his advances are not returned and he will have to find another, don’t worry Uni, plenty more fish in the U.N.S.Sea.

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The adult Unikraken has a voracious appetite and feasts on live Graveminds in the thousands, coincidentally the recent flood epidemic was not caused by a containment breach, surprisingly Unikraken decided to go on a diet with dire consequences as the flood was allowed to swarm to inordinate quantities and resulted in the galactic infestation, he has since came to his senses and the flood has been brought down to more manageable numbers. The great Unikraken has also sworn to destroy every last Halo ring in the galaxy as they are a threat to his only food supply.

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The Unikraken has many natural predators- Space whales, glass jars and the greatest of all…………………. the CanadaMan, this Man of Canada once hunted the Unikraken to near extinction for their well sot after magnificent horn, these two have battled for many years until the Man of Canada finally tamed the beast and they have now joined forces to create the finest Mod team the internet has ever seen.

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Here in the Unikraken’s secret lair he works tirelessly to complete his greatest work- Sins of the Prophets with the help of his fellow Modders.

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It has been a long day and the great Unikraken gets some much needed rest, he only requires one hour of sleep sadly he never gets it since he has an oversized night light for a nose.

What do pan-dimensional space squids dream of anyway?

Also if repling with quotes please don't include the images as this will lag the forum.
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#2 Unikraken

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:14 PM

Okay I admit I laughed pretty hard.
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#3 Bornstellaris

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:15 PM

That is so funny, I can't explain my laughter.

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#4 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:15 PM

Okay I admit I laughed pretty hard.

is this in anyway accurate? :D
just the mating part then?

#5 CanadaMan7

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

Oh god, dude. The body mating with the Infinity looks... veiny.

I lol'd

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:21 PM

You truly are an artist and wordsmith of the highest caliber.

#7 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:33 PM

You truly are an artist and wordsmith of the highest caliber.

thanks, a lot of fun making this

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:22 PM

I saw this and busted out laughing. This is great!
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:58 PM

He has the weirdest boner right now

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#10 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 12:16 AM

He has the weirdest boner right now

have to admit, didn't see that till now.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:26 AM

can i like this entire thread? made me laugh my ass off.

Well done sir, well done.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:37 AM

Only way this would get better is if it was animated :)

And I am almost positive this thread belongs in the Halo Lore section!
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 08:02 AM

This is amazing.
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:29 AM

Wow. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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#15 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:16 AM

Hey, might have another use for the second image-

"to all members, if you break forum rules you will be fed to the mighty Unikraken without trial"

like having our own Sarlaac pit :D.

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 11:41 AM

This is both genius and hilarious :D. Well done Darkstorm!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 01:37 PM

My sides!! Someone help!!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 03:01 PM

This is just amazing. I couldn't hold myself back from laughing out loud. Excellent artwork!

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:42 PM

You truly are an artist and wordsmith of the highest caliber.


this is nothing u should see his forges!

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Posted 18 December 2014 - 06:46 AM

I've never been turned in more by something. Oh my Lord. (Reviving a dead horse, but must make it known the effect this has bad in me.)

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