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30 posts later a story of my first day

Started by Cole Protocol , Nov 16 2013 11:31 PM

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#21 CanadaMan7

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 04:08 AM

It's possible, the Canada Man used his endless sea of fangirls as a shield.

The yearning for a man in a suit who can provide a home, white picket fence, gratuitous wealth, 2.5 children, and various space vessels is just enormous.

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He thinks our struggle eternal. He does not realize only I am eternal. His fate is already sealed.

My immortality is attained through my descendants. My progeny will be born into a conflict that they won't be able to fully comprehend the vastness of but are selectively bred for. The struggle for dominance will only be stopped by the sun itself burning out.

And holy shit, this might be the weirdest intro thread.

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#22 insaene

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 04:35 AM

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Also... never watch star wars with her...

Or only watch star wars...

hmm.. what is her address?

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#23 sloosecannon

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 06:59 AM

Yeah, this is odd. really, really odd.

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//happy debugging suckers!!!!!

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Point is Forerunner Sentinels and Constructs are gay and everyone should listen to Ember talk about syllable stress while CQB repeats automaton ... You should point the Centurion towards your asshole ... It's the right shape - Emberblaque
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#24 Cole Protocol

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 07:37 AM

I love how my introduction topic has turned into a playground for the admins... im really not complaining

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#25 Emberblaque

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 08:17 AM

My immortality is attained through my descendants. My progeny will be born into a conflict that they won't be able to fully comprehend the vastness of but are selectively bred for. The struggle for dominance will only be stopped by the sun itself burning out.

I can't believe you just pulled the humility of death card. Hey-O!

You can't really beat that.

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#26 Unikraken

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 10:35 AM

I can't believe you just pulled the humility of death card. Hey-O!

You can't really beat that.

Yeah, that was an impressive response. It's futile, but impressive. I've outlived many stars. Many conquerors.

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[10:46:02 PM] VDNKh: Piercing Lance
[10:46:11 PM] VDNKh: fitting name for the ship that just fucked me

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#27 insaene

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 04:19 PM

The yearning for a man in a suit who can provide a home, white picket fence, gratuitous wealth, 2.5 children, and various space vessels is just enormous.

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On that note, this one Asian girl was actually aroused by concept art once and hit me up as soon as I posted it (not even sarcasm). It doesn't even make sense to me.

I try not to question the mysteries of the Orient when they work in my favor, though.

My immortality is attained through my descendants. My progeny will be born into a conflict that they won't be able to fully comprehend the vastness of but are selectively bred for. The struggle for dominance will only be stopped by the sun itself burning out.

And holy shit, this might be the weirdest intro thread.