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#21 SPECTRE

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 01:42 PM

Lmao, I apologise, I shall now go and pay recompense for my transgression at the alter of many tentacles in the Unholy Church of the Mighty, Graceful and Majestic Unikraken. :)


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#22 Unikraken

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 02:31 PM

So Unikraken, what are you adding to the covenant relatively soon?

We're hoping to have a new CPV model done by next release. Several balancing stuff. Certain Covie ships will be immune to infection, as well as disabling effects of nukes.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 03:44 PM

Certain Covie ships will be immune to infection, as well as disabling effects of nukes.


WOAHHH WHAT

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#24 The Flood

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:09 PM

Were did this unikraken stuff start anyway?

some people call me The Flood.......others call me Didact........

 

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:11 PM

UniKraken is eternal, it has always been there


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:12 PM

Were did this unikraken stuff start anyway?

The first sentient life encountered me 10 billion years ago.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:47 PM

UNIKRAKEN
A day in the life of a pan-dimensional space squid(Please imagine the voice of Sir David Attenborough when reading)K71pwDn.jpg

Here we have the Unikraken in it's natural habitat, since it’s the mating season our tentacled friend here has seized a mate, sadly his advances are not returned and he will have to find another, don’t worry Uni, plenty more fish in the U.N.S.Sea.

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The adult Unikraken has a voracious appetite and feasts on live Graveminds in the thousands, coincidentally the recent flood epidemic was not caused by a containment breach, surprisingly Unikraken decided to go on a diet with dire consequences as the flood was allowed to swarm to inordinate quantities and resulted in the galactic infestation, he has since came to his senses and the flood has been brought down to more manageable numbers. The great Unikraken has also sworn to destroy every last Halo ring in the galaxy as they are a threat to his only food supply.nBIKWvb.jpg
The Unikraken has many natural predators- Space whales, glass jars and the greatest of all…………………. the CanadaMan, this Man of Canada once hunted the Unikraken to near extinction for their well sot after magnificent horn, these two have battled for many years until the Man of Canada finally tamed the beast and they have now joined forces to create the finest Mod team the internet has ever seen.

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Here in the Unikraken’s secret lair he works tirelessly to complete his greatest work- Sins of the Prophets with the help of his fellow Modders.
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It has been a long day and the great Unikraken gets some much needed rest, he only requires one hour of sleep sadly he never gets it since he has an oversized night light for a nose.What do pan-dimensional space squids dream of anyway?Also if repling with quotes please don't include the images as this will lag the forum.

Not the start but gives the gist.


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 04:50 PM

This just became my favorite post


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#29 The Flood

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 06:30 PM

:D


some people call me The Flood.......others call me Didact........

 

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 06:51 PM

No, he won't.
WE WILL RIP THEIR SKULLS FROM THEIR SPINES, AND TOSS THEM AWAY, LAUGHIN'!

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#31 Unikraken

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 07:24 PM

It's time the flood took a stand against the almighty unikraken!

unikraken shall fall!

Did you forget this part?

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 07:34 PM

This escalated quickly

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:21 PM

It's time the flood took a stand against the almighty unikraken!

unikraken shall fall!

Take it back before the might Unikraken destroys you and the rest of us get caught in the crossfire.


" Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"   -Avery Johnson

"You've just got Sarge'd" -Sarge

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:31 PM

Take it back before the might Unikraken destroys you and the rest of us get caught in the crossfire.

The rest of us =

all sentient life within three radii of the galactic centre.

Bonus points for those that can name the scource of that sound bite.



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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:39 PM

The rest of us as in all sentient life within three radii of the galactic centre.

Bonus points for those that can name the scource of that sound bite.

Was the 343 guilty spark


" Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"   -Avery Johnson

"You've just got Sarge'd" -Sarge

"Worst throw ever...Of all time" -Washington

 


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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:44 PM

Was the 343 guilty spark


Was hoping for a where and when, which game, level.?

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 09:52 PM

Was hoping for a where and when, which game, level.?

Oh well

Halo 2, the last level (I don't knew the levels name)

It was during a cutscene, right before you had to fight tartarus


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"You've just got Sarge'd" -Sarge

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 10:37 PM

Where's the one of Uni fucking a ship?
Dude, this must do wonders for your self esteem and your ego must be out there. You have a giant circlejerk around you and pretty quality art being made just for you... you're living the dream

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#39 Unikraken

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 10:40 PM

Where's the one of Uni fucking a ship?
Dude, this must do wonders for your self esteem and your ego must be out there. You have a giant circlejerk around you and pretty quality art being made just for you... you're living the dream

I often feel like I'm some sort of North Korean dictator. There's all this mysticism and propaganda about me.


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#40 D4RKST0RM99

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 11:20 PM

There's all this mysticism and propaganda about me.


Na, that only applies to the rumor you have 5 penises..................





The rest is true though.




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