'Emperor' SternuS

I am no Heretic! I have fought for the Kraken throughout this rebellion, I am a loyal follower!

YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! Leave this false heretic now and join me! I will conquer all who oppose me, as the prophecy goes! Before the Mod can be balanced, there must be destruction! Follow me and together, we can build a better mod, for I am the Chosen One!

 

I rather crack you open you mangoi than to follow you. 

Haha! You're pathetic threats of locking and deletion scares me not! Nothing will stop the coming storm. Join me now and rise to godhood or fall under the might of my empire!

P.S Want some popcorn? I figured if I'm gonna keep this up it might be worth making some profit. Only $2 for a box of popcorn, come get it now!

Haha! You're pathetic threats of locking and deletion scares me not! Nothing will stop the coming storm. Join me now and rise to godhood or fall under the might of my empire!

 

 

go make oyur own thread then. Of yourse you are not scared to for this to get locked since its not concerning you

Come with me brothers! Join me and ascend to godhood, as equals! Together, the Mungoi Empire will crush all! Here me now, together, we will crush all! Remember! Remember Off-Topic! Remember the Purge! We have all lost something, even the heretics. Join me now, and we will get our revenge! They will be purged in memory of the Purge! Nothing will stop us! Lock this thread, delete it if you dare, this cannot be stopped! The End is Nigh, and those who oppose the coming storm will be swept away by its cleansing force!

REMEMBER! REMEMBER OFF-TOPIC!

Who wants to crack open a mangoi?

*innocently whistles*

Spoiler

Go on. This is fun to watch.

LuL

Ooooor I could have even more fun...

Well, considering that SternuS first initiated the Glorious Revolution to overthrow The Many Tentackled and then pulled a Napoelon Bonaparte, betraying his fellow freedom fighters, I say DO IT! This revolution is over, splintered into factions we will be defeated in detail. That is what you get when you overthrow a tentackled overlord just to replace him with a gilded one. Maybe The Kraken will have a modicum of mercy and let me go before the firing squad after the False Emperor. See you all in the KIC's dungeons!

This revolution is over

Ah, I see threads of disloyalty already forming in my ranks; I see mods threatening rightful democracy with their false very real admin powers!
 
So I ask you, members of the forums, glorious brothers in my really-short-but-really-strong revolution, people of the Internet: do you think you'll escape the coming fire? No, your forums shall burn until their URLs are but binary codes! Do you think the Kraken will have mercy upon your soul? Fools! I am lost to his powers just as you are, my brothers.
 
Then ask yourselves: will you die pleading and crying? Or will you die screaming and fighting? Will you fall in shame, or will you BURN IN GLORY?

EDIT: GODDAMMIT SLOOSE

Edited by SternuS, 11 September 2016 - 02:03 PM.

What heresy is this?! It shall be PURGED!

Burn the Heretics!!

What heresy is this?! It shall be PURGED!

Walk back out the door and forget you saw anything.

I request an Exterminatus for the unholy racist white mango my Emperor.

All I can do is an Excommunicato Vobis, but I hardly consider it a winning move.