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So i just read this report about a dogfight in the falklands war. A harrier was being chased by three mirages at low level. The Harrier fires a missile backward and scores one, then the harrier breaks to 0 airspeed, fires a second missile forward taking down another, then goes full ahead and takes down the survivor with its canons. The total engagement time was 12 seconds.

So, I got this job where I have roughly one meeting a month to "advise" aka drink tea and biscuits once a month for a couple of hours for an extra 10k a year and pension.

If i were a mandolorian I would be this one: https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10552489_10152624449569222_679407201283581594_n.jpg?oh=2f355f7f6ec740529a2f127648c91a25&oe=547C783C

"You're about as useful as the Austrian navy" is just about the most staff sergeanty thing I've ever said.

It actually happened. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/07/set-fire-homes-killing-spiders_n_5657743.html?1407414172

http://www.change.org/petitions/tumblr-that-all-users-of-tumblr-be-labelled-as-mentally-handicapped-landwhales?recruiter=121364275&utm_campaign=signature_receipt&utm_medium=email&utm_source=share_petition

Warriors? Nope. soldiers? absolutely, but if you ask me there are generations, not one but many. It has been a good time being in the professional military class, in the military race, in the most militaristic developed country ever. http://www.express.co.uk/news/world-war-1/495771/A-new-warrior-generation-is-ready-to-respond-for-Britain

I'm back. Everybody fear! SPECTRE is here!

Right will be on the boat for a couple of days so my contact will be a bit patchy until i get back home. You can all have a party now.

As much as i hate london, i forget how easy it is to have a conversation with random people and make friends.

I forgot how hard it is to drive a tank.

Am getting more duckies. http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/Chelmsford-farmer-s-3-000-ducks-killed-new-homes/story-22051349-detail/story.html#xGMZV1hkwJaUmjDW.01

Eesh Space engineers is practically broke, 2 patches after an update.

The fuck is this shit, i would have hit someone for this http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vue-apologises-after-families-barred-3943677#.U9p93lA93BB.facebook

Right Guys i need your opinion on something, I've been selected as guard of honour for someone, He really like zombies and apocalypse stuff, how do you think He'd like a weeks long zombie survival thing as his bachelor party? like a real life DayZ?