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What would you name her?

Started by David0425 , Jan 25 2015 05:27 PM

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#21 Emperorfluffball

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 06:16 PM

Preston J. Cole

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#22 ahunter257

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 06:48 PM

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#23 sloosecannon

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 07:31 PM

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This guy

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#24 Whitehalomango

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 07:49 PM

What about....

-Sotp

-Unikraken

-Full Metal Brick

-Nothing Ventured

-Fight Finisher

-Crazy Fool

-Promise Keeper

-God's Anti-Son-of-a-Bitch Machine

-Giant Pogo Stick/ Hula Hoop

-Ass Kicker

-Lucky bastard

-Undead Spartan

-Speechless Hero

Just a few I found a bit funny.

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#25 Fleet Admiral agigabyte

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 10:50 PM

-Our all powerful lord and savior the great Unikraken

Fixed that for you.

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#26 ColdSuit

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 11:06 PM

Cradle

If anyone has read "Fall of Reach" one would know that three Cradles shielded the fleet from the Covenant salvo in the opening stages.

#27 Mrripley9

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 11:07 PM

Divine Intervention

A long ride

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If you're close enough to read this, you're dead

The Kraken.

The Krakening.

The Krakenator.

Oh my Kraken.

Oh dear Kraken.

"Fear" I don't think you know what that word means.

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#28 Mrripley9

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 11:09 PM

Cradle

If anyone has read "Fall of Reach" one would know that three Cradles shielded the fleet from the Covenant salvo in the opening stages.

No one reads the books here, that would be silly!

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#29 ColdSuit

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 11:44 PM

Well. That just makes me informed. Besides we here all love the halo lore.

#30 Whitehalomango

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 12:01 AM

Fixed that for you.

Thanks for that. I just hope you got to it before 'he' noticed. Only god, I mean only 'he' would know what would happen to me. Pray to 'him' 'he' didn't notice it.

Also I think you mean 'The One and Only True Divine and Powerful Lord Protector and Savior for all of those who Follow Him, The Creator of Life and all Awesome Mods in it, The Grand, Great and Amazing UNIKRAKEN!' Except the title is a bit too big to put on the side of a ship so I say we abbreviate it. "TOOTDPLPSFTFHTCLAMTGGAUNIKRAKEN"^TMNow that's a ship title.

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#31 Crisiss

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 12:20 AM

Well. That just makes me informed. Besides we here all love the halo lore.

Books are non-canon.

He was joking, by the way.

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#32 DGaius

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 07:22 AM

There seems to be a trend here:

Auntie Grunt's Meaty Surprise

Mandingo

And a few ones for when I want a laugh

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-Daddy

-Two sticks and a Rock

Lexington Steele

Piercing Lance

Shane Diesel

The Big Stick

The only suitable name I've seen based on that trend:

Overcompensation

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#33 Mrripley9

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 08:36 AM

Well. That just makes me informed. Besides we here all love the halo lore.

I was joking, by the way.

“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”

#34 ShadowOfIntent

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 02:10 PM

UNSC Unikrugebnfgdesjtytyherehdthjhklsdrswe45y68iuijoi sorry sir I forgot about the rule, I mean UNSC Ya Dun Goof'd.

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#35 CanadaMan7

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 06:12 PM

You can usually get pretty solid names out of previous American military operations:

Ajax
Urgent Fury
Just Cause
Tomahawk
Homecoming

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#36 Battlegrinder

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 07:55 PM

You can usually get pretty solid names out of previous American military operations:

Ajax

Urgent Fury

Just Cause

Tomahawk

Homecoming

You forgot:

Infinite Justice (was almost the name for what became Enduring Freedom)

Inherent Resolve (anti-ISIS)

Eagle Fist (hasn't happened yet, but we'll get there)

Man, something weird happened to military code names. Remember stuff like "Overlord","Mincemeat","Avalanche", and my personal favorite, Operation Slapstick.

#37 Unikraken

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 11:44 PM

Man, something weird happened to military code names. Remember stuff like "Overlord","Mincemeat","Avalanche", and my personal favorite, Operation Slapstick.

The names became part of the propaganda rather than inside jokes between the guys naming it.

[10:46:02 PM] VDNKh: Piercing Lance
[10:46:11 PM] VDNKh: fitting name for the ship that just fucked me

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#38 MrChipps

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Posted 29 January 2015 - 04:44 AM

The names became part of the propaganda rather than inside jokes between the guys naming it.

What a shame

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Posted 29 January 2015 - 08:51 AM

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