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UNIKRAKEN: A day in the life of a pan-dimensional space squid

Started by D4RKST0RM99 , Apr 21 2013 10:11 PM

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#41 Nakamura

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 03:29 PM

Lmao no way.

#42 SternuS

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 03:56 PM

False. No offense is what you say to indicate you're trying to cause the most offense possible with the proceeding statement.

That's what Crisiss was saying, it is meant to make an offense.

Wait a second, are we seriously discussing this on a 20-months-necro'd thread? Is this what we want?

Don't we all have more important things to do IRL?

Don't you question yourself, sometimes, about the things you're doing?

Like, "Why have I re-downloaded Minecraft 1.8 after I finally stopped ruining my social life on it?"

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#43 macabrenoob

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 04:14 PM

nffhgrfholr'q

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#44 Fleet Admiral agigabyte

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 04:58 PM

Wait a second, are we seriously discussing this on a 20-months-necro'd thread? Is this what we want?

It's what both I and my apprentice want. *Emperor Cackle*

WE WILL RIP THEIR SKULLS FROM THEIR SPINES, AND TOSS THEM AWAY, LAUGHIN'!

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#45 Crisiss

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Posted 19 December 2014 - 08:00 PM

You forgot staff dart board.

Not exclusive to staff.

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#46 sloosecannon

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 12:26 AM

That's what Crisiss was saying, it is meant to make an offense.

I was being overly pendantic for comedic effect. I think that was a whoosh on your part...

Filled under: let's see how many more TDWTF memes I can stuff in here before someone goes and looks up that acronym and calls me on it

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#47 Crisiss

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Posted 20 December 2014 - 01:30 AM

Sloose please stop. You're trying too hard.

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#48 Unikraken

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 11:07 PM

Sloose is magic.

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#49 sloosecannon

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Posted 03 August 2015 - 11:08 PM

Attention on the forums, attention on the forums. This topic has been recovered from the Great Purge.
That is all
*dtmf tones*

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#50 Moustachio86

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 01:35 AM

Thank god. You know how people say when the aliens discover all the shit we put on the Internet they're going to kill us all? I like to think this thread is one of those things that will make them pause for thought. Not just for its artistic and comedic prowess (Darkstorm will be abducted as a breeder) but also because WE HAVE A UNIKRAKEN, BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS.

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#51 SternuS

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Posted 04 August 2015 - 05:42 AM

Thank god. You know how people say when the aliens discover all the shit we put on the Internet they're going to kill us all? I like to think this thread is one of those things that will make them pause for thought. Not just for its artistic and comedic prowess (Darkstorm will be abducted as a breeder) but also because WE HAVE A UNIKRAKEN, BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS.

Or maybe they'll laugh so hard they'll be like "Oh man that was fun! Ok we'll spare you...this time."