Community Status Updates
chiefship
Hey Sternus, just wanted to ask if you are ok becasue of the earthquake
Aug 24 2016 01:58 AM
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Whitehalomango
Glad your safe mate, some of those natural disasters can be real scary stuff. Lucky for me, I've never had to experience any of that stuff as its all mighty rare for anything to happen down here in Australia, besides the occasional flooding.
Aug 24 2016 02:37 AM -
chiefship
first good to hear and second, sorry spectra, didn't saw that you also asked alredey, ups
Aug 24 2016 03:03 AM -
SPECTRE
No don't be sorry for having concern. It was merely a nonsensical comment.
Aug 24 2016 03:21 AM
SPECTRE
You OK SternuS mate? For those that live under the earth: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37171953
Aug 23 2016 11:35 PM
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SPECTRE
Tell a lie, my in laws live on the Norfolk broads and suffer pretty badly from flooding.
Sometimes the odd whirlwind.
The worst are the channel and North Sea storms. They're like a sea state 9.
Aug 24 2016 02:07 AM -
SPECTRE
Was in a commandeered ferry coming back from an ex.
Pretty rough storm.
Was standing in the middle of the deck and was thrown sideways to the port side, up 4 feet and astern 3 feet. Landed on my arse.
Private muppet still had his helmet on, was thrown from one side to the other and into a bulkhead. Helmet was a write off but he was OK.
Saw the same swell smash into, our destroyer escorts T42, a T45, was at least 2/3rds out the window water.
A t23 rolled a...
Aug 24 2016 02:24 AM -
SPECTRE
... About 60 degrees and a patrol vessel was thrown up and almost out of the water.
Never understood the navy types.
Aug 24 2016 02:25 AM
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SPECTRE
Is it bad that i prefer arbiters new armour?
Aug 23 2016 09:47 AM -
Lord Stark
^Nope, I do too. His old armor is built for an assassin and a servant. This new armor makes him look like a King, in line with the Judge-King Arbiters of old and the leader of the Sangheili.
Aug 23 2016 09:55 AM -
Fleet Admiral agigabyte
Yeah, the old armor was iconic, but the new one fits a leader far better.
Aug 23 2016 12:53 PM
SPECTRE
So you're telling me that the nonexistent zephyr Program, dismissed by all the administrations as a preposterous rumor had been in service for "Some time"? https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-to-purchase-high-altitude-surveillance-aircraft/
Aug 22 2016 11:07 AM
sloosecannon
That moment when your cousin generates 3 gigs of logfiles every 15 minutes on your Minecraft server...
Aug 21 2016 08:27 PM
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sloosecannon
So it's logging every time it doesn't find something.
20 times a second.
Aug 22 2016 07:37 AM -
베이클라이트
thats kinda useless.
Aug 22 2016 11:17 AM -
Alux
Sloose needs better family
Aug 22 2016 05:09 PM
SternuS
Motion to have Tokyo 2020 without the inhuman nations? (USA - UK - China)
Aug 21 2016 01:48 AM
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Fleet Admiral agigabyte
*Meanwhile fuck every country*
*Except the Netherlands because Amsterdam*
Aug 21 2016 03:43 PM -
MrChipps
Gross, Amsterdam, eew.
Aug 21 2016 10:01 PM -
SPECTRE
Amshterdam:
Good pointsh: clogsh.
Bad point: prosshiesh
Aug 21 2016 11:07 PM
MrChipps
Made a whole pitcher of extra strong Piña Colada but almost everyone is down and out. More booze for me, trifling bi***es!
Aug 20 2016 12:32 PM
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SPECTRE
Had a party last week, place is still a wreck. Someone bought a nerf gun and i'm still picking up the projectiles.
Aug 20 2016 12:54 PM -
SPECTRE
Ended up taking 3 bags of cans and 4 boxes of bottles to the recycle center.
I threw some of the spirits down the sink. I've now got a sticky lining down the pipes and a sweet smelling sink, despite draining and replacing the U bend.
Aug 20 2016 12:57 PM -
SiRD31M0S
Buncha lightweights!
Aug 20 2016 06:28 PM
mmeier
Bad? Having no tests and overlooking errors. Highly embarrassing? Having tests, but not running them and overlooking errors. Here's to automated testing.
Aug 19 2016 01:12 AM
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Lavo
Here here, to the elimination of human error!
Aug 19 2016 08:48 AM -
Alux
All hail mmeier, Lord of lazi-I mean automated testing.
Aug 19 2016 09:25 AM -
mmeier
Ah, if automated testing were able to eliminate human error. In my experience, it just moves the bugs from the main software to the test suite. ^^
@Alux Now wait, just because I don't run another 6-minute program before release doesn't make me lazy ;-)
Aug 20 2016 02:43 AM
SPECTRE
Day 3 and my wife hasn't told me what we need to speak about as its "never the right time". Women, Gotta hate them to love them.
Aug 18 2016 02:37 AM
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SPECTRE
Who else is going to pay their tuition fees? Poverty alleviation mate.
Aug 21 2016 11:09 AM -
SiRD31M0S
Real talk, though. I've never understood the appeal of paying a woman to not have sex with me. That's a service I already get for free.
Aug 21 2016 01:59 PM -
SPECTRE
^It gets yo away from women who want to.
Some villages in anglia have crazy Female to male ratios.
Aug 21 2016 11:18 PM
Whitehalomango
Oh Stellaris, how you still surprise me...I somehow didn't expect the Protectorate empire I just enlightened, that also wants me dead, to go ahead and declare war against a Fallen Empire while they still only have 1 planet...
Aug 17 2016 02:10 AM
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SternuS
That is Rome II TW 90% of the time.
Aug 17 2016 09:49 AM -
Lord Stark
SPECTRE its like the Aborigines of Australia declaring war on the United States.
Aug 18 2016 09:58 AM -
Whitehalomango
Ok yeah, thats much better than how I explained it.
Aug 18 2016 02:05 PM
SPECTRE
There is nothing more that scares me (besides camel spiders) more than when my wife texts me saying "I have news, we need to talk" then doesn't reply to your texts...
Aug 15 2016 04:45 AM
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SPECTRE
Did she find out about a fire in the strip club while I was there?
Is it one of the kids?
Is it the damage we caused on Saturday night?
Or perhaps something else?
Who the bloody hell knows?
Women.
Aug 15 2016 04:51 AM -
mmeier
Yep, extremely scary. Mothers do do that well, too. Just a simple "Call me, please. Soon." via SMS, no less. And more often than not, it's just an IT question.
Aug 15 2016 05:02 AM -
XtremeRoflcopter
You won the lottery and are going to fully fund the mod so it can be completed 100% before the turn of the millenium?
Aug 15 2016 07:53 AM
XtremeRoflcopter
Congrats humanity, you've reached a new low... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8vv1ancu1I
Aug 14 2016 09:39 PM
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SPECTRE
The degeneracy is high, purge!
Aug 14 2016 11:50 PM -
Alux
It's so beaut- I mean terrible, so terrible.
Aug 15 2016 12:07 PM -
Whitehalomango
Why? That's all I have to say. Why?
Aug 15 2016 02:41 PM
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Fleet Admiral agigabyte
From the potatoes.
Aug 14 2016 06:44 PM -
Crisiss
MAKE US WHOLE
Aug 14 2016 07:50 PM -
Whitehalomango
EMBRACE THE MANGO!
Aug 14 2016 10:52 PM
XtremeRoflcopter
Goddamn... makes you realize that those happy endings just are cheap mirages that writers show you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFi5gPQNDTc
Aug 13 2016 09:33 PM
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XtremeRoflcopter
Thank god we left Afghanistan... Wait does Europe have spiders?
Aug 13 2016 09:27 PM -
SternuS
Only the friendly ones.
Aug 14 2016 12:56 AM -
SPECTRE
"Friendly" indeed. They love a cuddle in bed.
Aug 14 2016 02:59 AM